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Diseases
As we all know, when your obsessed witht the JONAS BROTHERS, you can get obsession Diseases. They are a lot of fun to have. Don't worry, the diseases are not real medical diseases, but in a way they are.
OJD
OJD stands for Obsessive Jonas Disorder. This is the mosts common Jonas disease/disorder. This is the first one you will get once you become obsessed. Some symptons are a whole wall of posters, always talking about JB, getting hyper when you talk about them, watching all their videos, and listening to their music 24/7.
Jonasist
Jonasist is more like a religion than a disorder. Don't worry, it doesn't take much to "convert" and you don't have to give up your religious beleifs. Before you convert to Jonasist, you have to get OJD. That means, to become Jonasist, you have to be obsessed already. Some symptoms of needing to convert is OJD, crying out of love for JB, day dreaming about them, and needing to meet them. There are different types of Jonasist:
Type 1-------You just started being really obsessed. You love JB, but not as much as other people. You have posters, you listen to their music, you love them, but they're not the main thing that you talk about.
Type 2-------You are very obsessed with JB. There are other people who you love more, but they are like in the top 5. You have a lot of posters and you talk about them a lot.
Type 3-------The Most obsessed. You worship JB like gods. You have OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJD and even more O's than that. You can't get anymore obsessed with anything else. You have tons of posters and they are the main things you talk about.
I'd Like to thank my sister and her friends for inventing Jonasist! *Click on the picture to find some Jonasist Holidays.
